Senator Rand to help Health Secretary Hunt save £113 billion ‘wasted’ on NHS

Here at the I.M.M. we are always looking at ways to reduce the top rate of tax for our members. Paul Rand or ‘Plonker’ Rand to his friends has demonstrated his thought leadership qualities by revealing a strategically compelling proposition.

Paul Rand is a Republican Senator who wants to gain the Republican nomination to run for President and has told a Senate Health, Education, and Labour Committee meeting that the right to health care is actually a form of slavery. He said:

With regard to the idea of whether or not you have a right to health care, you have to realise what that implies. It is not an abstraction. I am a physician, that means you have a right to come to my house and conscript me.

It means you believe in slavery. It means that you are going to enslave not only me but the janitor at my hospital, the person who cleans my office, the assistants who work in my office, the nurses.

If you have a right to their services basically once you imply a belief and a right to someone’s services, do you have a right to plumbing, do you have a right to water, do you have a right to food, you are basically saying that you believe in slavery. You are saying you believe in taking and extracting from another person.

We will be asking the the Rt Honourable Jeremy Hunt M.P. T.W.A.T to consider shelving the whole NHS malarkey in favour of private health care. Anyone that matters has got this care in place so it won’t be an imposition at all. Top rate of tax would now fall to the square root of bugger all so its win-win.

I’m off now to hunt peasants or pheasants, can’t tell the difference after a few G&T’s, so have a wonderful weekend.