The Institute of Mediocre Management are happy to forward this important survey which now has even more relevance since that very nice man Mr George Osborne is now i/c the economy.
In an anonymous survey of over 2000 company directors, “Employees just fucking moaning about their needs and pathetic little lives,” was top of the shit list.
“People needing their hand holding by their colleagues when they have a major operation really get on my tits,” said one anonymous responder. “If you’re working for me, I hired you AND all of your internal organs. Sitting in the office sobbing on work time is taking the piss,”
“Don’t go crying to HR all the time you bloody mard-arses,” and “A problem shared is a problem doubled” were the overall sentiments in the detailed study, designed to streamline HR departments. The adjustments that the report recommends could save up to eighty million pounds in the next five years.
“The trouble is, everybody wants to moan face to face now, and it wastes a lot of time & creates a huge paper trail. What…
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