Middle-aged businessmen are winning amateur cycling races on EPO

The Institute Of Mediocre Management are withdrawing their sponsorship from the IMM Budgie-Smuggers Cycling team who have been found guilty of usingĀ excessive amounts of EPO to win at any cost. The IMM of course support the use of EPA (Executive Pay Awards) to gain a significant advantage by being able to afford really expensive bikes.

Last Year's Winner of the Tour De CEO

Last Year’s Winner of the Tour De CEO