A new survey by Reed.co.uk has found that most people rate a good work/life balance above salary when it comes to career satisfaction.The survey found that the following 10 factors were most important for contentment at work:
- Easy daily commute
- Cool / fun work space
- Good work / life balance
- Salary
- Job security
- Work social events
- Working alongside inspiring colleagues
- Good promotion prospects
- Extra holiday
- Dress down Friday
The I.M.M. therefore suggest that if you are looking to downsize efficiently, i.e. get the ungrateful lot of money grabbing, whining malcontents that drain your company’s profits off the books may we respectfully suggest the following ‘re-organisation’
- Move the office away from public transport and have manager-only parking
- Introduce hot desking and ensure plebs, sorry staff, pay for beverages
- Ensure overtime is expected at both ends of the day
- Make the pay look like the minimum wage is an aspirational target
- Introduce zero hours contracts
- Hold alcohol and food free events on Friday evenings
- Deliver a blame culture which should keep everyone on their toes
- Create an office mantra: ‘Suck up or stay down’
- Make it known that time off is frowned up and impacts #8
- Tell Staff to wear what they are told to wear