Bud L Winchester telexed from over the pond to say that Donald Chump, a founder member of the U.S.A’s Institute of Mediocre Management, would be delighted to accept an award from the UK Institute as our 2015 ‘Maximus Stultum, Minimis Cerebra.
For those who don’t know Dick Chump, the biography on his website reads:
Donald J. Trump is the very definition of the American success story, continually setting the standards of excellence while expanding his interests in real estate, sports, and entertainment. He is the archetypal businessman – a deal maker without peer.
He has stated:
”My father was my mentor, and I learned a tremendous amount about every aspect of the construction industry from him.” Likewise, Fred C. Trump often stated that ”some of my best deals were made by my son, Donald…everything he touches seems to turn to gold.”
So would be ‘Apprentices’ learn from the master if you want to earn a small fortune, earn a large fortune and give it to Dolly A Frump.
But the Igot D Hump skills encompass both climate expertise;
“The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.”
and a deep understanding of the type of person that runs for presidential office
“One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace. Good people don’t go into government.”
So we can all take heart from Dobbin Z Mumps, that if he can still persuade millions of people to part with their money and even vote for him, then truly that is the proof that nothing is impossible to achieve.